lordgroose:

my favorite work memory from this store will always be “hey remember when the subway inside the store closed down and they let me take a bunch of their shit for free and now it lives inside my house?”

my life is a joke

Anonymous said: best advice i ever got as a writer was to pick a hobby that i hated more than writing and stick with it. i’m a runner now and it’s miserable and i Hate It and writing is so lovely in comparison. bonus: i’m in excellent shape and running gives you a lot of time to think about writing. i’ve solved a lot of plot complications while running.

felix-the-lemon-king:

felix-the-lemon-king:

This is such funny advice. Writing is so excruciating, you gotta take up Self Torture so that writing feels like a fun little break 😭

Are you struggling with being a writer? Well Have You Tried Poison Testing As A Hobby,

vitamin-zeeth:

IM SCREAMING THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

faetism:

SHUT THE FUCK UP IM GONNA KILL MYSELF. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE A FUCKING BOT WHY WASNT THIS URL TAKEN

shrimpin-aint-easy:

decadentroadmakerturtle:

shrimpin-aint-easy:

ganonballs:

animal

Also an animal

manywinged:

manywinged:

i like the term “gallows humor” because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like “i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution”

ALT

penismage:

ultimateinferno:

A 2017 classic updated for the new game.